Total Medals Earned: 188 (From 50 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,165 Points
Medals Earned: 2/5 (35/135 points)
Make it past Stage 1.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Make it past Stage 3.
Make it past Stage 2.
Defeat the Boss!
Medals Earned: 2/16 (15/500 points)
View the high scores.
Do not skip any of Max's speeches.
View the entire end-game movie.
Find 6 bottles.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 15.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 12.
Enter the super secret level code.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 3.
Find 12 Bottles.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 9.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 6.
Beat the game on any mode without hurting any bats.
Find 24 bottles.
Beat the game without dying on normal mode.
Beat the game without dying on easy mode.
Beat the game without dying on brutal mode.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (25/500 points)
Bully your own boss.
Bully the weak.
Defend the weak.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Become one with the desert
Find the adult pleasure.
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 8/12 (75/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/500 points)
Kill 50 bunnies.
Use 500 bullets.
Spend £10,000.
Use a grenade.
Go into RAGE.
Use a remote explosive.
Get someone naked!
Kill the bunny man.
Kill the Easter bunny.
Fully Upgrade the assistant.
Kill the super bunny.
Get a high score of 10,000,000.
Get all trophies!
Purchase all weapons.
Get a high score of 14,000,000.
Fully upgrade EVERYTHING!
Medals Earned: 4/6 (105/155 points)
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Medals Earned: 6/10 (90/315 points)
Die before beating Luis.
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Escape the cave.
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Complete all other achievements!
Medals Earned: 5/14 (65/500 points)
Kill your first enemy.
Let history take its course.
Launch your first mortar strike.
Die without killing a single enemy.
Kill 100 footsoldiers.
Don't skip any of the in-game cutscenes.
Take out least 5 enemies with one explosion.
Shoot down 6 enemy airplanes.
Destroy 6 tanks.
Stay alive for 50 hours.
Regain your health after nearly dying.
Destroy 500 enemies.
Survive for 250 hours.
Chain 4 explosions.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/485 points)
Dizzy the boss before first armor break.
Use magic as the final blow on the boss.
Hit 3 or more minions with jump magic.
You Win.
Beat the game without getting a dizzy.
Consecutively hit boss with your ground spin attack 6 times.
Consecutively hit boss with your air spin attack 6 times.
Deflect 3 cannonballs from boss's CannonSpamAttack.
Beat the game with a certain score..
Beat the game within 5 minutes or less.
Medals Earned: 5/14 (95/415 points)
Master the Fire Flip.
View the intro movie.
Drink the mystery potion.
Light up 10 enemies with the FireBreath attack.
Shut down the UberBot.
View the COMBOS page.
Visit the links page.
Get your chainsaw on!
Find all 6 secret areas.
Light Zit Boy's Cigarette.
Fix the rodent problem in the Boiler Room.
Defeat the class president.
Beat the game.
Beat the game without dying.
